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WIRE- Mountaineer Halloween Party

By Jude
2008/10/29



**You have entered the Mountaineer Halloween Party Chat**

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: WOO DOGGY this is a happenin little Halloween party. Got my apple cider, got my sugar-free hard candy... All we need is a good old fashioned hay ride and I'll be happier than a coondog on a bare leg!

fight4urwhite2party: Yeah, I suppose this party is ok, coach. Say, what are you supposed to be, anyway?


Dolla_Dolla_Bill: I thought it was obvious.

fight4urwhite2party: Nope

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: I'm Roy Clark from Hee Haw.

fight4urwhite2party: I don't believe I'm familiar with that program.

fight4urwhite2party: And I prefer it to stay that way.

puntazgetsl8d: OH SNAP DAWG! That is one fly costume homeboy.

fight4urwhite2party: Somehow, I knew you'd appreciate it, Koz.

puntazgetsl8d: Yeah, well SAY EHLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEN!

fight4urwhite2party: You know, the fact that you dressed as Scarface is neither surprising nor expected, if that makes any sense.

puntazgetsl8d: You need people like me so you can point your ****in' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy."

puntazgetsl8d: SAY GOODNIGHT TO THE BAD GUY

puntazgetsl8d: /stumbles off

O_no_U_dent: GEEZ, WHATS THAT GUY'S PROBLEM

fight4urwhite2party: /looks at O_no_U_dent quizzically

fight4urwhite2party: What are you supposed to be, Mike?

O_no_U_dent: I'M A CEILING FAN

O_no_U_dent: GET IT? GO CEILINGS? CEILING FAN?

fight4urwhite2party: Wow.

O_no_U_dent: YEAH, I KNOW. MY MOM THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS.

trick_or_treaters: Trick or treat!

O_no_U_dent: WHY HELLO THERE LITTLE CHILDREN. ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOME CANDY TONIGHT?

trick_or_treaters: YAY!! Candy!!

O_no_U_dent: HERE YOU GO!!

O_no_U_dent: /snaps candy into the bushes

trick_or_treaters: WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

O_no_U_dent: OH GEEZ, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT

trick_or_treaters: WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

fight4urwhite2party: Man, can someone get these kids out of here?

puntazgetsl8d: I BURY THESE COKAROACHES

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Ok there, kiddos, might be time to move along now...


**London_Collington has entered the chat**


London_Collington: Give me all your money.

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Say, that's a pretty neat Hamburglar costume. That's pretty funny dressing up like that.

London_Collington: No, seriously. Give me all your money.

puntazgetsl8d: I AM THA KOZMAN. YOU **** WITH ME, YOU ****IN WITH THE BEST!

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RicoTyler29
Posted: 10/29/2008 1:34 pm  Updated: 10/29/2008 1:34 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 8/16/2006
From: Richmond, Va (Hometown: Charleston)
Posts: 2210
 Re: WIRE- Mountaineer Halloween Party
London_Collington! That's got to be one of the funniest Wire screen names yet.
Malvagia
Posted: 10/29/2008 1:41 pm  Updated: 10/29/2008 1:41 pm
Suspected Punter
Joined: 8/24/2007
From: Morgantown
Posts: 84
 Re: WIRE- Mountaineer Halloween Party
Ceiling Fan... Awesome!

wvuclarinet
Posted: 10/29/2008 2:05 pm  Updated: 10/29/2008 2:05 pm
Makin' it Rain
Joined: 3/5/2008
From: Morgantown, West Virginia
Posts: 3832
 Re: WIRE- Mountaineer Halloween Party
haha ceiling fan

lmao
freelantz
Posted: 10/29/2008 2:38 pm  Updated: 10/29/2008 2:38 pm
Suspected Punter
Joined: 1/10/2008
From: Alexandria, VA
Posts: 150
 Re: WIRE- Mountaineer Halloween Party
Quote:
O_no_U_dent: /snaps candy into the bushes

and

Quote:
London_Collington: No, seriously. Give me all your money.

Made me snort while on a conference call. Hope no one noticed.
Marcolian
Posted: 10/29/2008 2:56 pm  Updated: 10/29/2008 2:56 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 12/23/2007
From: Parkersburg, WV
Posts: 2442
 Re: WIRE- Mountaineer Halloween Party
You knew when Mike showed up candy was going to fly. I'm surprised he didn't snap it into the underworld.
BeastoftheEast
Posted: 10/29/2008 8:12 pm  Updated: 10/29/2008 8:13 pm
Joined: 7/21/2006
From: Boone County, WV
Posts: 12965
 Re: WIRE- Mountaineer Halloween Party
Quote:
O_no_U_dent: /snaps candy into the bushes


All of it was hilarious but I laughed the hardest at this part.

Poor Mike Dent is almost up there with the Kozman as far as Wire Ridicule is concerned.
MichaelJLucasWV
Posted: 10/30/2008 9:09 am  Updated: 10/30/2008 9:09 am
Pitt Hater
Joined: 8/22/2006
From: Spartanburg, SC via Boone County WV
Posts: 2357
 Re: WIRE- Mountaineer Halloween Party
i gotta say, the Ceiling Fan thing was one of the most creative things ive seen yet. did u come up with it on ur own, or did u borrow it from someone? i might be that for holloween, since i didnt buy a costume.
Jude
Posted: 10/30/2008 2:13 pm  Updated: 10/30/2008 2:13 pm
WMITC
Joined: 1/20/2006
From: Eastern Panhandle, WV
Posts: 3914
 Re: WIRE- Mountaineer Halloween Party
Stole it from a site that had a bunch of lame suggestions for something to be for cheap this year. lol
navi8orgirl
Posted: 10/31/2008 2:59 pm  Updated: 10/31/2008 2:59 pm
WMITC
Joined: 2/9/2006
From: Houston, TX
Posts: 3727
 Re: WIRE- Mountaineer Halloween Party
Now this is just funny stuff.
wvuclarinet
Posted: 11/2/2008 3:38 pm  Updated: 11/2/2008 3:38 pm
Makin' it Rain
Joined: 3/5/2008
From: Morgantown, West Virginia
Posts: 3832
 Re: WIRE- Mountaineer Halloween Party
I got to meet Kozman at the UCONN game...lol
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