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WIRE- A day in the life of Jeff Mullen

By Jude
2008/10/16


**You have entered the Mountaineer Coaching Chat**

mullen_it_over: /singing

mullen_it_over: NOBADY KNOWS... THE TROUBLES I SEEEEN. NOBADY KNOWS MY SORROOOOOOOW

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Say there hoss, whats ailin you? You look like someone just stole your prize winnin sow.

mullen_it_over: Aw man, this sucks so bad. I keep getting booed everywhere I turn.

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Oh, come on. You can't let em get to ya.

mullen_it_over: You don't understand. Watch this.

mullen_it_over: /sticks head out front door

Mountaineer_Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mullen_it_over: See what I mean?

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Hey, I know what you're going through. Some guy told me that my sideline demeanor reminded him of his 85 year-old grandpa looking for the remote control.

Jude: Yeah, sorry about that, coach. I was a little upset.

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: And drunk

Jude: And drunk.

mullen_it_over: It's not just limited to the fans, though. All the local papers are killing me too. Here, look.

mullen_it_over: /goes outside to get paper

Mountaineer_Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mullen_it_over: Son of a bitch.

mullen_it_over: See, look, here.

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: What about it?

mullen_it_over: They criticize me, but try to make it look like it's not THEM criticizing me, it's the fans' that are pointing out the ineptness of the offense.

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: You gotta just let it go. I think I have something that will help though.

mullen_it_over: Oh yeah?

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Yeah, I brought in an offensive consultant that will have a lot of time on his hands soon to help us diagnose the problems with the offense.

mullen_it_over: Sure, we can use all the help we can get at this point.

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Let me bring him in.


**not_dickrod has just entered the chat**


not_dickrod: For the record, I just want to say that those wide receiver screens on third and long were BEAUTIFUL!

mullen_it_over: Hey, I like this guy! This is what I've been trying to tell people!

mullen_it_over: Lets go get a beer and talk it over. Let me just get my keys.

mullen_it_over: /opens door

Mountaineer_Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mullen_it_over: Damn it all to hell.

not_dickrod: Don't worry about them. Just get your mom to write a letter.


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spd
Posted: 10/16/2008 11:02 am  Updated: 10/16/2008 11:02 am
Here for the Beer
Joined: 5/10/2008
From: S'ville
Posts: 485
 Re: WIRE- A day in the life of Jeff Mullen
One of the best so far........
Pabstman
Posted: 10/16/2008 11:31 am  Updated: 10/16/2008 11:31 am
Makin' it Rain
Joined: 5/14/2008
From:
Posts: 4794
 Re: WIRE- A day in the life of Jeff Mullen
not_dickrod: Don't worry about them. Just get your mom to write a letter
Mommy they don't like me
preluderl
Posted: 10/16/2008 11:40 am  Updated: 10/16/2008 11:40 am
Gettin' Schmitty
Joined: 2/21/2008
From: Mannington, WV
Posts: 6886
 Re: WIRE- A day in the life of Jeff Mullen
Love it.

And I love that Jude thinks of himself as George Clooney.
freelantz
Posted: 10/16/2008 12:07 pm  Updated: 10/16/2008 12:07 pm
Suspected Punter
Joined: 1/10/2008
From: Alexandria, VA
Posts: 150
 Re: WIRE- A day in the life of Jeff Mullen
not_dickrod: For the record, I just want to say that those wide receiver screens on third and long were BEAUTIFUL!

Priceless!!!

Thanks for cheering us up Jude!
Mike25
Posted: 10/16/2008 12:35 pm  Updated: 10/16/2008 12:35 pm
Makin' it Rain
Joined: 9/8/2008
From: Fairfax, Va
Posts: 3265
 Re: WIRE- A day in the life of Jeff Mullen
Great!
silvercire
Posted: 10/16/2008 12:50 pm  Updated: 10/16/2008 12:50 pm
Grant Ave. Warrior
Joined: 2/1/2008
From: Seattle - BRUUCCEEEE
Posts: 986
 Re: WIRE- A day in the life of Jeff Mullen
and drunk..


haha, priceless.
navi8orgirl
Posted: 10/16/2008 3:59 pm  Updated: 10/16/2008 3:59 pm
WMITC
Joined: 2/9/2006
From: Houston, TX
Posts: 3727
 Re: WIRE- A day in the life of Jeff Mullen
Jude=George Clooney, notDickRod....priceless stuff!

Thanks, as I really, really needed the laugh today.
glibglub
Posted: 10/16/2008 4:54 pm  Updated: 10/16/2008 4:54 pm
Makin' it Rain
Joined: 1/6/2008
From:
Posts: 3739
 Re: WIRE- A day in the life of Jeff Mullen
Not that it matters, but has not_dickrod converted to Hasidic Judaism?
minkeun_2000
Posted: 10/16/2008 7:13 pm  Updated: 10/16/2008 7:13 pm
Grant Ave. Warrior
Joined: 7/24/2007
From: Beckley, WV
Posts: 799
 Re: WIRE- A day in the life of Jeff Mullen
6_Year_Eer
Posted: 10/16/2008 9:20 pm  Updated: 10/16/2008 9:20 pm
Suspected Punter
Joined: 4/20/2007
From: Bellevue, WA
Posts: 238
 Re: WIRE- A day in the life of Jeff Mullen
I love it.
WildImage
Posted: 10/16/2008 9:44 pm  Updated: 10/16/2008 9:44 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 7/31/2007
From: Athens, GA
Posts: 1844
 Re: WIRE- A day in the life of Jeff Mullen
Just have your mom write a letter.....awesome.
msaul37
Posted: 10/17/2008 7:20 am  Updated: 10/17/2008 7:20 am
Joined: 7/27/2006
From: Alkol, Lincoln County
Posts: 24466
 Re: WIRE- A day in the life of Jeff Mullen
it's neat that jude is such good friends with stew and mullen.
wvuclarinet
Posted: 10/17/2008 10:53 am  Updated: 10/17/2008 10:53 am
Makin' it Rain
Joined: 3/5/2008
From: Morgantown, West Virginia
Posts: 3832
 Re: WIRE- A day in the life of Jeff Mullen


spec-freakin-tacular

love it!
BeastoftheEast
Posted: 10/17/2008 3:35 pm  Updated: 10/17/2008 3:35 pm
Joined: 7/21/2006
From: Boone County, WV
Posts: 12965
 Re: WIRE- A day in the life of Jeff Mullen
this is hilarious
trippinbilly80
Posted: 10/17/2008 11:16 pm  Updated: 10/17/2008 11:16 pm
Noob
Joined: 3/9/2006
From: Albany, NY
Posts: 12
 Re: WIRE- A day in the life of Jeff Mullen
I love this! What is it going to take to get this guy to defect to Michigan with the rest of the "offensive geniuses?" We would be better off with Terry Bowden now as our OC.... Give him SOME hope that one day he may be a head coach again!
flem
Posted: 10/19/2008 12:56 pm  Updated: 10/19/2008 12:56 pm
Grant Ave. Warrior
Joined: 6/14/2007
From:
Posts: 1184
 Re: WIRE- A day in the life of Jeff Mullen
billy... stop trippin...


good wire made me you gotta love the pic of the Product
trippinbilly80
Posted: 10/21/2008 6:23 pm  Updated: 10/21/2008 6:23 pm
Noob
Joined: 3/9/2006
From: Albany, NY
Posts: 12
 Re: WIRE- A day in the life of Jeff Mullen
Granted I may be trippin saying that we need Terry Bowden, but I could sit in a booth with a PS3 and use the Ask Corso function everytime and still get better play calling than Mullen
docosma
Posted: 4/24/2012 1:10 am  Updated: 4/24/2012 1:10 am
Suspected Punter
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