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THE WIRE- The Dark Noreen Rises

By Jude
2013/11/27

**YOU HAVE ENTERED THE MOUNTAINEER BASKETBALL CHAT**

harry_and_the_henderson: /drives to basket, gets fouled

ODU_player: /attempts to take charge, falls down

iamkevinnoreen: HAHA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

ODU_player: Come on, ref! That was a foul! He knocked me down!

iamkevinnoreen: AHHH, YOU THINK THE FLOOR IS YOUR ALLY?

iamkevinnoreen: BUT YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE FLOOR.

iamkevinnoreen: I WAS BORN IN THE FLOOR. MOLDED BY IT.


**THE NEXT TRIP DOWN THE FLOOR**


iamkevinnoreen: /dribbles ball, loses ball, dives on floor for ball

HuggUlongtime: God, Noreen. GET OFF THE FLOOR

iamkevinnoreen: THE FLOOR BETRAYS YOU! IT BELONGS TO ME!!

iamkevinnoreen: /rolls around


**THE NEXT DEFENSIVE POSSESSION**

ODU_player: /dribbles to the top of the key

iamkevinnoreen: /attempts to take charge, falls down

ref: foul on #34, West Virginia

iamkevinnoreen: I WILL SHOW YOU WHERE I HAVE MADE MY HOME WHILE PREPARING TO BRING JUSTICE! THEN I WILL BREAK YOU!

HuggUlongtime: QUIT FOULING THEM, NOREEN! GET UP! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

iamkevinnoreen: Home, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you.

HuggUlongtime: What, the floor?

iamkevinnoreen: YES!

iamkevinnoreen: There's a reason why this floor is the worst hell on earth... Hope. Every man who has ventured here over the centuries has looked up to the light and imagined climbing to freedom. So easy... So simple... And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst, many have died trying. I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope.

HuggUlongtime: OK, HE'S BATSHIT. GET IN THE GAME, DEVIN:

Goggleman: Sure thing, coach.
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Queen_Dean
Posted: 11/27/2013 7:04 pm  Updated: 11/27/2013 7:04 pm
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