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Pat White pursues an acting career

By Jude
2012/06/18

**YOU HAVE ENTERED THE West Virginia Legends Classic football camp CHAT ROOM**

quincy_wilsombodygetthatdeadhurricaneplz: I want to welcome everybody to the 2nd annual West Virginia Legends Classic football camp. I think this year, we're really going to make a difference with these kids.

fight4urwhite2party: Hey, great to be here.

morttyfied: I HAVE TAKEN TIME FROM HUNTING QUARTERBACK FOR FOOTBALL PHILANTHROPY

majorpayne: Yeah, can someone get this guy away from me? He was gnawing on my leg earlier.

WileyCoyote: Morty, no!

morttyfied: :'(

quincy_wilsombodygetthatdeadhurricaneplz: How has everyone been doing? We never get to meet like this.

wes_lyonsandtigersandbears: Well, I'm still really tall.

mullen_it_over: Saaaaaay, you ARE really tall. Has anyone ever thought to just throw a ball really high in the end zone for you to catch?

wes_lyonsandtigersandbears: Nope. No one ever thought of that.

majorpayne: I have a lot of fun at these events. Makes all these young punks remember that I was the man once upon a time.

fight4urwhite2party: Wait, you're that guy they always compared me to?

majorpayne: Yeah, but I'm sure you had a lot more success in the NFL.

fight4urwhite2party:

quincy_wilsombodygetthatdeadhurricaneplz: Yeah, Pat, what exactly ARE you doing these days?

fight4urwhite2party: Well, I put my mind to it, and I think I'm going to pursue an acting career.

morttyfied: SAY WHAT?

fight4urwhite2party: Yeah, I'm going to try acting for a while. Get some head shots and stuff like that.

WileyCoyote: Well, I certainly approve of that career path. Check this out:

WileyCoyote:

morttyfied: WHAT THE EFF WORD IS THAT?

WileyCoyote: Action shot, bro. Already scored me a role as Cowboy #3 on this summer's hottest drama, "Franklin and Bash"

morttyfied: AH, WITH ZACK MORRIS.

WileyCoyote: /sighs

WileyCoyote: Yes, with Zack Morris.

quincy_wilsombodygetthatdeadhurricaneplz: So are you gonna do all that stuff, Pat?

fight4urwhite2party: Yeah, I've already got an agent with WVU football connections working out all the details as we speak.

puntazgetsl8d: dem hollywood bitches gonna muss they drawls when leading man fatty pat white rolls up in dem clubs with tha kozman makin it rain with head shots and magnum xxls

WileyCoyote: Oh lord, Pat. Did you really hire him as your agent?

fight4urwhite2party: He said he had connections to all the biggest stars. Clooney, Spielberg, Scorsese.

puntazgetsl8d: yeah all them honkeys is my boys. me and clooney fly out to milan on the regular with a bar fulla 40's and a cabin fulla shawtys yafeelme

puntazgetsl8d: hey i thought there were supposed to be kids here. i feel like educating the youth

majorpayne: Yeah right, like we're gonna let you talk to kids.

puntazgetsl8d: hey who asked you grandpa? go get me some peanut brittle and stfu before i start bustin caps up in this domicile

majorpayne: /knocks out puntazgetsl8d

fight4urwhite2party: Hey, that's my agent!

majorpayne: Let me introduce you to some folks at Milan, son.
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PB
Posted: 6/18/2012 5:45 pm  Updated: 6/18/2012 5:45 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 2/13/2006
From: Washington DC
Posts: 1977
 Re: Pat White pursues an acting career
NEEDS MORE STANCHECK.
Jude
Posted: 6/18/2012 7:01 pm  Updated: 6/18/2012 7:01 pm
WMITC
Joined: 1/20/2006
From: Eastern Panhandle, WV
Posts: 3914
 Re: Pat White pursues an acting career
I think you meant Sheffy but it's cool, it's been a long time. lol
BeastoftheEast
Posted: 6/19/2012 2:01 pm  Updated: 6/19/2012 2:01 pm
Joined: 7/21/2006
From: Boone County, WV
Posts: 12965
 Re: Pat White pursues an acting career
This whole thing was hilarious.

Although the Grant Wiley pic is disturbing as hell.
wvmtneer
Posted: 6/19/2012 3:01 pm  Updated: 6/19/2012 3:01 pm
WMITC
Joined: 8/28/2006
From: Parkersburg, WV
Posts: 8483
 Re: Pat White pursues an acting career
I can almost handle Wiley's picture, even though it all homoerotic. But the jeans are too much. TOO MUCH. Whoever bedazzled those things should be shot.
PB
Posted: 6/20/2012 11:50 am  Updated: 6/20/2012 11:50 am
Pitt Hater
Joined: 2/13/2006
From: Washington DC
Posts: 1977
 Re: Pat White pursues an acting career
Open in new window kiss_the_Sheffey: YES IT APPEARS THAT PB DID INDEED EFF THAT UP.
msaul37
Posted: 8/5/2012 1:12 pm  Updated: 8/5/2012 1:12 pm
Joined: 7/27/2006
From: Alkol, Lincoln County
Posts: 24466
 Re: Pat White pursues an acting career
that picture defines why grant drafted.
wvpiratecaptain
Posted: 8/23/2012 9:13 pm  Updated: 8/23/2012 9:13 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 8/11/2006
From: North Carolina
Posts: 1845
 Re: Pat White pursues an acting career
Quote:
a bar fulla 40's and a cabin fulla shawtys


freaking hilarious!!!
wooddash
Posted: 9/5/2012 4:50 pm  Updated: 9/5/2012 4:50 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 12/20/2007
From: Rockville, MD
Posts: 2405
 Re: Pat White pursues an acting career
majorpayne: /knocks out puntazgetsl8d
rickstr
Posted: 12/4/2012 7:29 am  Updated: 12/4/2012 7:29 am
Noob
Joined: 12/7/2011
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Posts: 12
 Re: Pat White pursues an acting career
Storm of positive emotions. I do not know how difficult it is to invent a chat, but it's always fun. Bad one - at work my laughter attract additional attention of colleagues and boss. So either sit red teary eyes, or give up and demonstrate, to put it mildly, a good mood. Thanks

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