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THE WIRE- Holgs looks for a D-Coordinator

By Jude
2012/01/17

***You have entered the Mountaineer Football Chat Room***

3_3_5_lover: Hey, remember when every single significant assistant coach that worked for Rich Rodriguez left with him to Michigan except for me?

bombs_away_suckas: YEAH

3_3_5_lover: Water under the bridge!

DickRod: MY MAN!

3_3_5_lover: See you suckers later. Casteel OUT.


***3_3_5_lover and DickRod have left the chat***


bombs_away_suckas: WHO WERE THOSE GUYS?

MrSmithGoesToTheEndZone: That was your defensive coordinator. Don't you know who he is?

bombs_away_suckas: AH YES. THE GUY IN CHARGE OF WHEN I'M TAKING A BREAK FROM RUNNING FOOLS INTO THE GROUND.

MrSmithGoesToTheEndZone: Um, yeah, I guess. So what are you going to do?

bombs_away_suckas: I GUESS I'LL BRING IN ANOTHER ONE.

bombs_away_suckas: I MEAN HOW HARD CAN IT BE.

bombs_away_suckas: /on phone

bombs_away_suckas: HEY JD! WHASSUP HOMIE

cantseeDeForestfromthetrees: Not much, how's it going, Dana?

bombs_away_suckas: CAN YOU HOLD AN OPPOSING DEFENSE TO LESS THAN 71 POINTS?

cantseeDeForestfromthetrees: Ummmm... Sure.

bombs_away_suckas: YOU'RE HIRED.

bombs_away_suckas: TELL YOUR TRAVEL AGENT YOU WANT TO GO TO A PLACE CALLED "WEST VIRGINIA" AND THEY'LL LET YOU COACH BALL. I SWEAR, IT'S PARADISE.

cantseeDeForestfromthetrees: Well, ok then. See you shortly. /hangs up

bombs_away_suckas: SO THAT'S TAKEN CARE OF.

MrSmithGoesToTheEndZone: Come on, Coach. You can't just get one guy. You need some assistants, too.

bombs_away_suckas: THEY CAN ASSIST ME IN FINDING SOME GOOD HOOCH AND EVEN BETTER HOOCHIES. AMIRIGHT AMIRIGHT AMIRIGHT

MrSmithGoesToTheEndZone: Oh, Lord.

bombs_away_suckas: FINE, FINE. I'LL BRING IN SOME OTHER GUYS.

bombs_away_suckas: YOU WANT TO COACH D?

Venables_Diagram: Nah, I think I'm gonna go back to Oklahoma. Or Clemson.

bombs_away_suckas: HA! GOOD, THEY'LL NEED IT.

bombs_away_suckas: HOW ABOUT YOU?

feelin_randy: Well, I'm not really sur...

bombs_away_suckas: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ NEXT

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: I tell you what, you need someone who can coach some DEEfense, you see? Who can get these boys to MATCH THE MOUNTAINS, JUT THEIR JAWS, BOW THEIR BACKS. And the Good Lord willing, we might just hold the other team under 50 per game.

bombs_away_suckas: HAHAHA YEAH RIGHT. GO BACK TO CBS SPORTS NETWORK ONE TIME A YEAR.

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Glad that's over. I was more nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room fulla rockin chairs.

bombs_away_suckas: IS HE EVEN SPEAKING ENGLISH?

MrSmithGoesToTheEndZone: Well, it looks like there's only one more candidate.

bombs_away_suckas: BRING HIM IN. I GUESS.

HuggUlongtime: So if I take this shitty gig, does that mean the University will cover my bar tabs all year round?

bombs_away_suckas: MY MAN!!
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bigeers5
Posted: 1/17/2012 10:42 pm  Updated: 1/17/2012 10:42 pm
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Joined: 1/14/2012
From: Milton, WV
Posts: 205
 Re: THE WIRE- Holgs looks for a D-Coordinator
love reading these, should do them more often good stuff jude
wvuengineer
Posted: 1/19/2012 8:56 pm  Updated: 1/19/2012 8:56 pm
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Joined: 2/8/2008
From: Huntington, WV
Posts: 1782
 Re: THE WIRE- Holgs looks for a D-Coordinator
bombs_away_suckas: THEY CAN ASSIST ME IN FINDING SOME GOOD HOOCH AND EVEN BETTER HOOCHIES. AMIRIGHT AMIRIGHT AMIRIGHT

Absolutely classic! I'm in tears...
OldEERS
Posted: 2/29/2012 8:36 pm  Updated: 2/29/2012 8:36 pm
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 Re: THE WIRE- Holgs looks for a D-Coordinator
Classic!..Is it possible..or allowed..to somehow put this or a link to the couch on my facebook page?..We could probably pick up some members that way. I love the wire!
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