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THE WIRE- Bruce Irvin is displeased

By Jude
2011/07/25

**You have entered the Mountaineer Locker Room Chat**

just_joshin: /playing NCAA Football 2012

just_joshin: OH HELL NO!

just_joshin: Come here, guys. Have you seen this?

MrSmithGoesToTheEndZone: What is it?

just_joshin: I was just checking out the roster for the Mountaineers on the new NCAA Football game and they messed up BIG TIME

bitancurtsey: oooooh did they get my hair right

just_joshin: Ummm... I didn't check...

just_joshin: Anyway, they have you as a running back and a crappy receiver for one, Tavon.

austin_powers: aint no thang

austin_powers: computers havent been invented yet that can calculate these skills yafeelme

just_joshin: Well you're certainly taking it better than I would.

just_joshin: But the worst part is that Bruce isn't even on the damn game!

MrSmithGoesToTheEndZone: JOSH!! NOOOOO!!!

THE_BRUCE_IS_LOOSE: /gnawing on Tino Sunseri's leg bones

THE_BRUCE_IS_LOOSE: WHAT DID YOU SAY

just_joshin: Uhhh... nothing. Nevermind.

THE_BRUCE_IS_LOOSE: THEY DARED DISRESPECT THE BRUCEST BRUCE SINCE ROBERT THE BRUCE?

bitancurtsey: Or Bruce Vilanch?

THE_BRUCE_IS_LOOSE: WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE

THE_BRUCE_IS_LOOSE: I WILL BREAK THEIR FACES WITH THE FACE OF ANOTHER FACE I JUST BROKE

MrSmithGoesToTheEndZone: Hey, come on, man. It's nothing to be so mad about, it's just a game.

THE_BRUCE_IS_LOOSE: YOU ARE A QUARTERBACK AND THEREFORE I HEAR NOTHING YOU SAY THROUGH MY VIOLENT RAGE TO SNAP YOUR SPINE LIKE A TWIG.

THE_BRUCE_IS_LOOSE: BUT COACH SAYS I CAN'T CAUSE YOU'RE ON MY TEAM

MrSmithGoesToTheEndZone: Thanks, Coach.

bombs_away_suckas: /packing parachute

bombs_away_suckas: What? Oh, no problem.

just_joshin: So you're cool, Bruce?

just_joshin: Bruce?


**THE_BRUCE_IS_LOOSE has left the chat**

**You have entered the EA Sports Headquarters chatroom**

icanhazprogrammerjob: As a hunter you are never going to kill a decent healer 1v1, don't even waste your time. Find a partner or two with good interrupts though, and it shouldn't be a problem.

THE_BRUCE_IS_LOOSE: HEY NERDFACE ARE YOU THE ONE THAT LEFT ME OFF NCAA 2012

icanhazprogrammerjob: Who are you?

THE_BRUCE_IS_LOOSE: WRONG ANSWER, BITCH


**THE_BRUCE_IS_LOOSE has killed icanhazprogrammerjob**

**MrSmithGoesToTheEndZone has entered the chat**


MrSmithGoesToTheEndZone: Oh, no! We're too late. He's dead.

THE_BRUCE_IS_LOOSE: EVERY MAN DIES. NOT EVERY MAN TRULY LIVES.

MrSmithGoesToTheEndZone: ???

THE_BRUCE_IS_LOOSE: BRAVEHEART. GREAT MOVIE.
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jmwwvu
Posted: 7/25/2011 10:16 am  Updated: 7/25/2011 10:16 am
Grant Ave. Warrior
Joined: 7/14/2010
From: Romney, West Virginia
Posts: 1032
 Re: THE WIRE- Bruce Irvin is displeased
Gnawing on Tino Sunseri's leg bone. HA
priceless.
wvpiratecaptain
Posted: 7/27/2011 11:14 pm  Updated: 7/27/2011 11:14 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 8/11/2006
From: North Carolina
Posts: 1845
 Re: THE WIRE- Bruce Irvin is displeased
THE_BRUCE_IS_LOOSE: I WILL BREAK THEIR FACES WITH THE FACE OF ANOTHER FACE I JUST BROKE

i seriously spit my beer out on that one!!!!

GREAT JOB!!!
wvuengineer
Posted: 7/28/2011 8:49 pm  Updated: 7/28/2011 8:49 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 2/8/2008
From: Huntington, WV
Posts: 1782
 Re: THE WIRE- Bruce Irvin is displeased
Another epically inspired tale. Fantastic1 Very funny as usual.

"Wrong answer, Bitch"
BeastoftheEast
Posted: 7/29/2011 1:13 pm  Updated: 7/29/2011 1:13 pm
Joined: 7/21/2006
From: Boone County, WV
Posts: 12965
 Re: THE WIRE- Bruce Irvin is displeased
This whole thing is hilarious. Especially Bruce's hatred for all quarterbacks including Geno.
WildImage
Posted: 8/15/2011 7:36 pm  Updated: 8/15/2011 7:36 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 7/31/2007
From: Athens, GA
Posts: 1844
 Re: THE WIRE- Bruce Irvin is displeased
Another masterpiece.
joeserial
Posted: 11/10/2011 3:42 pm  Updated: 11/10/2011 3:42 pm
Staff Writer
Joined: 5/5/2006
From: Elkins
Posts: 1645
 Re: THE WIRE- Bruce Irvin is displeased
Bruce Vilanch. Wow. I lol'd.
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