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THE WIRE- Gearing up for the Pitt Game

By Jude
2011/02/23

**You have entered the Mountaineer Basketball Chat**

truck_me?_truck_you: man yall see me ballin on saturday against notre dame

flowers_for_algernon: Yeah, you really had a nice game

truck_me?_truck_you: yea baby im ready for prime time now. truck gonna get...

**truck_me?_truck_you has left the chat**

**truck_me?_truck_you has entered the chat**

truck_me?_truck_you: cmon internet where the foul at?

istanbulsh-t: WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY THE PITT ON THURSDAY

istanbulsh-t: IN TURKEY WE HAVE NAME FOR TEAMS LIKE THE PITT

istanbulsh-t: Yiyen insanlar keçi anüsü

mazzulla_oblongata: What does that mean?

istanbulsh-t: PEOPLE THAT EAT THE GOAT ANUS

keeping_up_with_da_kevinjoneses: That's not that far off.

HuggUlongtime: /on phone

HuggUlongtime: So she takes off her shirt to reveal a tattoo of a cowboy doing shots of tequila off ANOTHER stripper's boobs. And that's when the party REALLY gets started.

a_man_named_cam: Uh, Coach, practice?

HuggUlongtime: Oh yeah, sorry.

HuggUlongtime: ALRIGHT, MAGGOTS. PITT GAME IS TOMORROW NIGHT! YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF WE LOSE TO PITT, RIGHT?

flowers_for_algernon: Yes, coach.

HuggUlongtime: AND WHAT IS THAT?!?

flowers_for_algernon: You'll kill a puppy.

HuggUlongtime: THAT'S 100% CORRECTAMUNDO. ONE PITT LOSS = ONE DEAD PUPPY. YOU DON'T WANT THAT, DO YOU LADIES?

mazzulla_oblongata: No, Coach.

HuggUlongtime: SO HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO. LAST TIME WE PLAYED PITT, THEY EMBARRASSED US ON THE GLASS, LEADING ME TO OPENLY QUESTION WHETHER OR NOT I COULD TRADE YOUR SORRY ASSES.

truck_me?_truck_you: yo coach can i be traded to the miami heat. lebron be ballin

HuggUlongtime: ...

truck_me?_truck_you: ill take that as a no

HuggUlongtime: SO SINCE YOU LACKED TOUGHNESS LAST TIME AROUND, I'VE GOT A DRILL THAT WILL MAKE YOU PLENTY TOUGH.

HuggUlongtime: TURK, KJ, AND CAM, I WANT YOU TO PRACTICE FOR THE GAME BY CAGEFIGHTING EACH OTHER

istanbulsh-t: AAAAAAAH LIKE WITH THE CHICKENS!

HuggUlongtime: NO, NOT A COCKFIGHT.

HuggUlongtime: JESUS.

HuggUlongtime: GO INTO THAT CAGE AND PUNCH EACH OTHER UNTIL SOMEONE IS UNCONSCIOUS. THEN REPEAT THE PROCESS AGAINST PITT.

mazzulla_oblongata: I remember when we used to get outrebounded in games Coach Beilein would make us sit in the corner and THINK about getting more rebounds.

keeping_up_with_da_kevinjoneses: That sounds a little harsh, Coach...

HuggUlongtime: ...

keeping_up_with_da_kevinjoneses: Fine, fine. What time is it, anyway?

flowers_for_algernon: It's about 4:20.

casey_jones: Huh, huh.
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silvercire
Posted: 2/24/2011 11:58 am  Updated: 2/24/2011 11:58 am
Grant Ave. Warrior
Joined: 2/1/2008
From: Seattle - BRUUCCEEEE
Posts: 986
 Re: THE WIRE- Gearing up for the Pitt Game
That was seriously one of the best ever.

THATS RIGHT I KILL A PUPPY.
wooddash
Posted: 2/24/2011 5:23 pm  Updated: 2/24/2011 5:23 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 12/20/2007
From: Rockville, MD
Posts: 2418
 Re: THE WIRE- Gearing up for the Pitt Game
Go Jude!

I couldn't help but sing Cee Lo Green's song when you opened up with Truck.

Well, truck you and truck her too.
BeastoftheEast
Posted: 2/24/2011 6:57 pm  Updated: 2/24/2011 6:57 pm
Joined: 7/21/2006
From: Boone County, WV
Posts: 12965
 Re: THE WIRE- Gearing up for the Pitt Game
This is hilarious.
sbcx3wvu
Posted: 3/12/2011 7:34 pm  Updated: 3/12/2011 7:34 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 2/19/2007
From: St. Albans/Morgantown, WV
Posts: 2358
 Re: THE WIRE- Gearing up for the Pitt Game
haha wow that was great. i missed the wire.
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