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A New Season, A New BBall Wire

By Jude
2009/10/29

**You have entered the Mountaineer Basketball Chat**

truck_me?_truck_you: Woo yah, number 9 baby!

sir_wellington: /sips tea

truck_me?_truck_you: U know what ima do? Ima take all this exposure and get a reality tv deal out of it. call my show "You Trucked With the Wrong MuthaTrucka"

the_butler_did_it: You better not be thinking about preseason rankings. If for no other reason than because Coach Huggins will have your ass.

the_butler_did_it: We've got a lot of work to do, and you have a lot of basketballs that need to travel from your hands into my hands.

mazzulla_oblongata: Hey, at least I'm back this year. I'll be playing the point along with Truck and I'll get you the ball for sure.

the_butler_did_it: MY MAN!

mazzulla_oblongata: My shoulder kinda hurts though.

Mountaineer_Fans: /gasp

mazzulla_oblongata: hahaha I'm just playin.

For now.

its_in_ebanks: Everybody wants to know if I'm goin to the NBA after this season. It's getting annoying.

truck_me?_truck_you: yeah, I hate it when that happens. they all up on me too. "Are you staying after this year, Truck" an all that mess. im like pssssht, im all about team, baby.

the_butler_did_it:

HuggUlongtime: Alright, gather round, maggots!

HuggUlongtime: Now I know some of you may have heard about some of the preseason expectations placed on this team by the media and the coaches, like voting you second in the Big East, the poll today voting you 9th in the country.

HuggUlongtime: And there's just one thing I have to say about that:

HuggUlongtime: /pulls down pants, takes massive crap in a bucket

HuggUlongtime: THAT'S what I think about preseason polls.

sir_wellington:

mazzulla_oblongata: Huggs and Beilein have very different coaching styles.

sir_wellington: I'll say.

HuggUlongtime: So I want you boys to get out there, practice your asses off, and ONLY when I tell you to smile or be happy can you pretend that there is an ounce of joy in your life. Do you understand me?

truck_me?_truck_you: /on phone with agent

truck_me?_truck_you: Nah, its like a cross between survivor and jon and kate where i travel from town to town with my team impregnating women in every city leading me to having 8 kids

HuggUlongtime: Cam, you know what to do.

a_man_named_cam: /picks up truck_me?_truck_you, holds by the ankles, dunks into toilet, flushes toilet

truck_me?_truck_you: AW COME ON MAN!

a_man_named_cam: There is no pleasure in this.
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BeastoftheEast
Posted: 10/29/2009 3:22 pm  Updated: 10/29/2009 3:22 pm
Joined: 7/21/2006
From: Boone County, WV
Posts: 12965
 Re: A New Season, A New BBall Wire
That last part may be the funniest part of a wire I've seen.
nitwit2033
Posted: 10/29/2009 8:19 pm  Updated: 10/29/2009 8:19 pm
Here for the Beer
Joined: 12/25/2007
From: Germantown, MD
Posts: 402
 Re: A New Season, A New BBall Wire
sir_wellington: /sips tea

That's some funny ****!
iceberg7281
Posted: 10/29/2009 11:01 pm  Updated: 10/29/2009 11:01 pm
Noob
Joined: 2/17/2008
From: Morgantown, WV
Posts: 36
 Re: A New Season, A New BBall Wire
good stuff...been missin me some wire.
Jschlehr
Posted: 10/30/2009 11:41 pm  Updated: 10/30/2009 11:41 pm
Here for the Beer
Joined: 8/26/2007
From: Naples, FL
Posts: 456
 Re: A New Season, A New BBall Wire
HuggUlongtime: /pulls down pants, takes massive crap in a bucket

A pretty much crapped I was laughing so hard at this.
BeastoftheEast
Posted: 10/31/2009 1:45 pm  Updated: 10/31/2009 1:45 pm
Joined: 7/21/2006
From: Boone County, WV
Posts: 12965
 Re: A New Season, A New BBall Wire
Quote:
HuggUlongtime: So I want you boys to get out there, practice your asses off, and ONLY when I tell you to smile or be happy can you pretend that there is an ounce of joy in your life. Do you understand me?


This part is pretty funny too.
T-Hayes
Posted: 12/29/2010 10:07 am  Updated: 12/29/2010 10:07 am
Noob
Joined: 12/29/2010
From: Pine Grove,WV
Posts: 24
 Re: A New Season, A New BBall Wire
WVU Basketball should be great this year
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