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WIRE- Special Teams Problems

By Jude
2009/09/17

**You have entered the Mountaineer Field Chat**

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Now, I know we're doing a tiny bit better on our special teams which were pretty dadgum terrible last year, but we're gonna work on these goldanged special teams until we aren't ranked 77th in the nation in that particular statistic anymore.

reeding_is_fun: Yeah, it would be nice if the defense didn't have to start every drive with the other team in field goal position.

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: I agree it's a problem, I mean just look at what our fans are saying...

Mountaineer_Fans: RAH RAH ROUNDS! KICK IT OUT OF BOUNDS!
RAH RAH SHORTY! JUST LET THEM START AT THE FORTY!

bitancurtsey: Hey, we're doing better than last year. Now we only give up 22 yards per return. Last year we gave up 28.

reeding_is_fun: Yeah, we're giving up 22 yards despite pooch kicking every kick to the 20 yard line.

bitancurtsey: You are a son of a bitch with your math and your logic, and your gorgeous red hair, Reed Williams.

reeding_is_fun:

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Hey now, aint no need to be fightin with each other like mules and ponies. What we gotta do is fix this here problem.

puntazgetsl8d: so obviously bustin footballz out the end zone aint fun for yall to watch or i would have been doin that s*** all year

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: If you could kick the ball out of the end zone every time, that'd be fine, Scott. But when you don't, they score touchdowns on us.

puntazgetsl8d: kozman dont be doin no tacklin. might get a compound fracture of my pimp hand

bitancurtsey: Just let me keep trying the high pooch kicks, Coach. Hangtime is my specialty. Check it out:

bitancurtsey: /kicks high-arcing ball that lands on the 30 yard line, with a 20 yard return

reeding_is_fun: I guess it's too much to ask to let us start drives on THEIR side of the field.

bitancurtsey: SHUT UP YOU BIG BEAUTIFUL MAN!

puntazgetsl8d: step aside bitter beer nutz. kozman got this.

puntazgetsl8d: /kicks ball to the back of the end zone, kickoff return team returns ball to the 50 yard line.

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Well, that's not any better.

puntazgetsl8d: aint my fault yall run after my bombs like my baby mamas servin me dat hurricane, yafeelme

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: I guess I'm gonna try you, Tyler. Just get the ball as high as possible and maybe their fullback will have to field the ball or something.

bitancurtsey: Thanks, Coach. I really appreciate the opportunity to showcase my skills. I have so many people to thank...

kanye_west_virginia: YO TYLER I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT PAT MCAFEE HAD ONE OF THE GREATEST KICKOFFS OF ALL TIME!

its_pat: Oh, Kanye!
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wvulaw
Posted: 9/17/2009 2:19 pm  Updated: 9/17/2009 2:19 pm
Suspected Punter
Joined: 10/4/2006
From: Parsons, WV
Posts: 215
 Re: WIRE- Special Teams Problems
This definitely improves a long work day, can't beat the Kanye cameo
MikeOly
Posted: 9/17/2009 2:25 pm  Updated: 9/17/2009 2:25 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 10/18/2006
From: Washington, DC
Posts: 1839
 Re: WIRE- Special Teams Problems
I kept waiting for the Kanye bit...
hootiefan7
Posted: 9/17/2009 3:09 pm  Updated: 9/17/2009 3:09 pm
Suspected Punter
Joined: 9/28/2007
From: Denton, TX
Posts: 168
 Re: WIRE- Special Teams Problems
This one was funny, but isn't it Lider who is doing the kickoffs? I think Tyler only kicked the very last one of the game.
MountieMan
Posted: 9/17/2009 5:24 pm  Updated: 9/17/2009 5:24 pm
Party Machine
Joined: 4/8/2007
From: Bama but my hearts in West Virginia
Posts: 551
 Re: WIRE- Special Teams Problems
It is Lider.
whitemamba
Posted: 9/17/2009 6:36 pm  Updated: 9/17/2009 6:36 pm
Grant Ave. Warrior
Joined: 11/28/2007
From: Tucker County, WV
Posts: 789
 Re: WIRE- Special Teams Problems
The Kanye meme is getting old already, but that was great hahahaha. I loved it. Nice job.
Jude
Posted: 9/17/2009 6:47 pm  Updated: 9/17/2009 6:47 pm
WMITC
Joined: 1/20/2006
From: Eastern Panhandle, WV
Posts: 3915
 Re: WIRE- Special Teams Problems
Yeah, I know Lider had almost all of them (I wrote the special teams preview article) but I thought it was funnier if I just had these two arguing over who should get to try it now. Sorry for the confusion. Sometimes these things make more sense in my head than they do on the screen. lol
southwvboy
Posted: 9/17/2009 9:14 pm  Updated: 9/17/2009 9:14 pm
Gettin' Schmitty
Joined: 1/25/2006
From: ohio via Panther WV
Posts: 9511
 Re: WIRE- Special Teams Problems
Nice job of finding away to include the greatest get you drunk on a budget beer. The Hurricane

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msaul37
Posted: 9/18/2009 5:46 am  Updated: 9/18/2009 5:46 am
Joined: 7/27/2006
From: Alkol, Lincoln County
Posts: 24646
 Re: WIRE- Special Teams Problems
Quote:
Yeah, I know Lider had almost all of them (I wrote the special teams preview article) but I thought it was funnier if I just had these two arguing over who should get to try it now. Sorry for the confusion. Sometimes these things make more sense in my head than they do on the screen. lol

aka; jude was drunk
sbcx3wvu
Posted: 11/17/2009 1:57 pm  Updated: 11/17/2009 1:57 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 2/19/2007
From: St. Albans/Morgantown, WV
Posts: 2358
 Re: WIRE- Special Teams Problems
this is even funnier now that i go to WVU and i see Kozlowski...i mean puntazgetl8d...all the time and he doesnt seem like the type of guy who talks or acts like that...but its hilarious lol
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