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WIRE- Coach and the Kozman teach a clinic

By Jude

**You have entered the Texas High School Coaches Association clinic chat**

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: So, I'm here today to talk about the intricacies of the rugby-style punt, or as folks around West Virginia like to call it, the "hey-they're-gonna-fake-it-no-wait-that's-just-that-dumbass-punt" punt.

high_school_coach: Who the hell is this guy?

high_school_coach2: I believe they said he's from West Virginia.

high_school_coach: Hey, I've been to Virginia. Nice place.

high_school_coach2: Yeah, Richmond is a nice city.

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: So anyway I had the crazy idea for the rugby punt after we got screwed with our pants on while doin normal punting against Boston College a few years ago.

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Have you ever heard of DeJuan Tribble or Will Blackmon?

high_school_coach: Can't say I have.

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Well, we made those guys look like Deion Sanders that day.

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: So to demonstrate our new style of punting, I brought along this year's starting punter, Scott Kozlowski.

sparse_crowd: /mild applause


Dolla_Dolla_Bill: You don't need the microphone, Scott.

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: So the point is to spread out the field like a Thanksgivin' buffet table at Grandma Stew's house, that way the other team doesn't know what in tarnation is going on.

puntazgetsl8d: coach aint lyin. that **** looked mad confusing from the sidelines

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Then you tell your punter, "Hey buddy, let me tell you somethin. Kick the ball where he aint"

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: An then when you snap the ball, have him just mosey on out a few feet to one side like a drunk mule and bounce that sucker up to the return guy like you're skippin a stone on a pond

high_school_coach2: Is this guy serious?

puntazgetsl8d: you about to get seriously smoked by me and my homeboys if you dont shut yo trap

high_school_coach2: Yeah, right.

puntazgetsl8d: you better axe somebody, cholo

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Let's not get out of hand, Scott. We're trying to tell them about the everything that goes into our rugby punt.

puntazgetsl8d: i aint even know why you sweatin this mess dawg. our play should be snap me da ball, get out da way of my swingin dong, watch me lay da kozman kaboom on that joint and go make mojitos to enjoy while dat **** is in orbit

bitancurtsey: Say, is this a good time for me to mention that I can punt, too?

**bitancurtsey is attempting to directly connect**

**puntazgetsl8d is attempting to prevent bitancurtsey from directly connecting**

**bitancurtsey is directly connected**


Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Hmmm... very impressive, Tyler.

puntazgetsl8d: i hate all of you

high_school_coach: Man, Virginia is going to suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this year

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Posted: 7/31/2009 7:21 pm  Updated: 7/31/2009 7:21 pm
Joined: 7/21/2006
From: Boone County, WV
Posts: 12965
 Re: WIRE- Coach and the Kozman teach a clinic
This is a good gone.

Like how the guy never can figure out we're our own state.
Posted: 8/1/2009 1:58 pm  Updated: 8/1/2009 1:58 pm
Joined: 7/27/2006
From: Alkol, Lincoln County
Posts: 24872
 Re: WIRE- Coach and the Kozman teach a clinic
sparse_crowd: /mild applause

Posted: 8/3/2009 11:48 am  Updated: 8/3/2009 11:48 am
Pitt Hater
Joined: 10/18/2006
From: Washington, DC
Posts: 1839
 Re: WIRE- Coach and the Kozman teach a clinic
Where were the WVU fans crying over every punt?

I like the Wire better when it isn't true.
Posted: 8/9/2009 5:36 am  Updated: 8/9/2009 5:36 am
Joined: 5/10/2008
From: moorefield, wv
Posts: 9
 Re: WIRE- Coach and the Kozman teach a clinic
Posted: 8/12/2009 1:52 pm  Updated: 8/12/2009 1:52 pm
Party Machine
Joined: 7/7/2009
From: West Virginia
Posts: 621
 Re: WIRE- Coach and the Kozman teach a clinic
These have to be some of the funniest bits I have ever seen. I don't care what team you root for. If you read this you would still bust a guy. I like the Cake kid.


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