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THE WIRE- Patty Mac is a wrestler?

By Jude
2009/03/31



**You have entered the South Charleston Community Center Wrestling Chat**

its_pat: Yeah, I'm excited about doing some wrestling tonight.

its_pat: Now, when we get out there, you're going to go easy on me, right? I'm gonna try to play in the NFL in a few months and I don't want to risk injury.

warpig: Of course. We will be totally professional.

its_pat: Good, cause I want to have fun, but not get hurt.

warpig: I feel you dawg

its_pat: Huh?

warpig: I mean, I totally understand Mr. Pat McAfee, star kicker.

its_pat: Ok, lets go do this.



**its_pat and warpig have entered the ring**


its_pat: Oh, my! Don't talk that smack to me, Mr. WarPig! (wink, wink) hee hee

warpig: GET READY TO DIE PREPPIE SCUMBAG!

its_pat: um...

warpig: /slams its_pat into the canvas

warpig: /hits its_pat over the head with a chair

its_pat: Woah! This isn't what we talked about!

warpig: /beats its_pat's kicking leg with a steel pipe

its_pat: OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN!!!

warpig: TIME TO BUST UP ON A SUCKA FO REAL!!!

its_pat: OWWWWWWWW! WHO ARE YOU?!?!?

its_pat: /rolls over, rips off warpig's mask

jim_ross: GOOD GOD, IT'S SCOTT KOZLOWSKI!!!

puntazgetsl8d: AHAHAH thats right suckaz! Kozman knows how to sling more than just the pipe in his drawls, yafeelme!

its_pat: WHY MEEEEEEEEEEE? WHY MEEEEEEEEEEEEE?????!!!??!

puntazgetsl8d: Come on, dawg. You really think you gonna get in a wrestling match wit some dude in a mask and this joke ISNT gonna get made in a wire?

its_pat: You're right. I really should've seen this coming.

puntazgetsl8d: Now get ready for yo punk ass career to be ended for good by tha kozman cold slangin the lead into your inferior puntin appendage

its_pat: NOOO!!! Someone, please stop this!!!



**"Regulate" by Warren G begins playing**


jim_ross: GOOD GOD, IT'S PAT WHITE'S MUSIC!!

fight4urwhite2party: /jumps into ring

fight4urwhite2party: Raise up off my boy, Koz!

puntazgetsl8d: This aint no concern of yours, dawg.

fight4urwhite2party: The hell it isn't! You don't raise a hand to my teammates now or ever.

puntazgetsl8d: ya right like you gonna do somethin bout it, pretty boy

fight4urwhite2party: /hits puntazgetsl8d over the head with a 2x4

hacksaw_jim_duggan: Nice.

hacksaw_jim_duggan: That is totally how I would've handled that situation.

fight4urwhite2party: Thanks.

hacksaw_jim_duggan: ??

fight4urwhite2party: Oh. Sorry.

fight4urwhite2party: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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frankthetank
Posted: 4/1/2009 11:15 am  Updated: 4/1/2009 11:15 am
Grant Ave. Warrior
Joined: 1/20/2008
From: Williamstown, WV
Posts: 1044
 Re: THE WIRE- Patty Mac is a wrestler?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
After years of watching Hacksaw on tv, and knowing how he really sounded, I almost pissed my pants when I read, "That is totally how I would've handled that situation."
Good one!!

HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
BeastoftheEast
Posted: 4/1/2009 7:20 pm  Updated: 4/1/2009 7:20 pm
Joined: 7/21/2006
From: Boone County, WV
Posts: 12965
 Re: THE WIRE- Patty Mac is a wrestler?
This is downright hilarious.
sc-wvu4ever
Posted: 4/2/2009 7:13 pm  Updated: 4/2/2009 7:13 pm
Makin' it Rain
Joined: 1/12/2008
From: South Charleston
Posts: 3482
 Re: THE WIRE- Patty Mac is a wrestler?
Love the Nancy K ref. Koz always makes me laugh...I hope that he doesn't make me cry next season.
wvuengineer
Posted: 4/2/2009 9:26 pm  Updated: 4/2/2009 9:26 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 2/8/2008
From: Huntington, WV
Posts: 1782
 Re: THE WIRE- Patty Mac is a wrestler?
Hacksaw AND Jim Ross...f'in-A man! That was rich!
gameface25
Posted: 4/14/2009 9:51 am  Updated: 4/14/2009 9:51 am
Pitt Hater
Joined: 9/10/2007
From: Roanoke, VA
Posts: 2028
 Re: THE WIRE- Patty Mac is a wrestler?
Wow, every time I think a WIRE is the best ever...

simply gold
MikeOly
Posted: 4/28/2009 12:58 pm  Updated: 4/28/2009 12:58 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 10/18/2006
From: Washington, DC
Posts: 1839
 Re: THE WIRE- Patty Mac is a wrestler?
I have no comments to make about this whatsoever.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to clean up all this water that seems to have spurted out of my nose recently.
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