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WIRE- Pat White goes to the NFL Draft

By Jude
2009/03/03



**You have entered the NFL Draft Chat**

epic_hair: We're here live at the NFL draft, and we've taken the opportunity to talk to to some of the marquee quarterbacks that are prepared to be drafted here on the first day.

epic_hair: How are you fellas doing?

dirty_sanchez: Doin good, Mel.

fight4urwhite2party: Sup, Mr. Kiper

staff_infection: WOO WEE, YALL KNOW HOW TO PARTY IN NEW YAWK CITY

epic_hair: Matthew, let me start with you.

epic_hair: Hopefully, all of America knows that I've been slurping you since you were a freshman QB at Georgia, saying that you would be the #1 overall pick in the NFL draft someday.

staff_infection: yah, and i'd like to thank you for that extra hype. it made all them country girls think the way out of the trailer park was through 'ole matt stafford's shorts

dirty_sanchez: You think that's something, you should come check out the hotties at SoCal. I can barely take a piss without 4 different girls being summoned by the magnetic waves coming from the penis of a USC quarterback.

epic_hair: Hmm, I'm not sure this is where I wanted this conversation to go, gentlem...

dirty_sanchez: Seriously, I think I impregnated half the girls in LA just by walking to my car in the morning.

staff_infection: that aint half bad, brah, but i cant figure you got more play than I did at JAWJA. i tell you what, even the first page of google images has me signin girls bellies, benchin kegs for a sweet honey... hell, even my chat picture has a girl creepin in on me. i cant keep em away.

epic_hair: Um, how about you, Pat, how have you been doing?

fight4urwhite2party: Oh, I've been doing great. You all might not have noticed, but I significantly outperformed both of these chumps at the NFL combine.

epic_hair: That's true.

fight4urwhite2party: And I'm also the only one on this stage that has won two BCS bowl games as a starting QB.

staff_infection: lol wut

dirty_sanchez: Looks like someone's got a stick up his ass b/c he hasn't been pulling the prime-time poon that the true superstars attract like mosquitoes.

staff_infection: yeah, i bet he doesnt even have a different girl washing his junk every night

fight4urwhite2party: Damn, y'all really have some growing up to do.

fight4urwhite2party: Come on, baby, we're getting out of here.

amos&andrews: sho' nuff, big daddy


**fight4urwhite2party and amos&andrews have left the chat**


staff_infection: well donkey balls

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Mntneers
Posted: 3/4/2009 2:23 am  Updated: 3/4/2009 2:23 am
Here for the Beer
Joined: 11/25/2007
From: 757, VA
Posts: 431
 Re: WIRE- Pat White goes to the NFL Draft
this is hilarious. hahahaha
Who8TylerPalko
Posted: 3/4/2009 11:40 am  Updated: 3/4/2009 11:40 am
Suspected Punter
Joined: 9/27/2007
From: charleston wv
Posts: 218
 Re: WIRE- Pat White goes to the NFL Draft
I had a feeling Erin Andrews was going to make an apperance
minkeun_2000
Posted: 3/5/2009 9:02 pm  Updated: 3/5/2009 9:02 pm
Grant Ave. Warrior
Joined: 7/24/2007
From: Beckley, WV
Posts: 799
 Re: WIRE- Pat White goes to the NFL Draft
staff_infection: lol wut


i pooped my pants when i read this.
MikeOly
Posted: 3/5/2009 9:05 pm  Updated: 3/5/2009 9:05 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 10/18/2006
From: Washington, DC
Posts: 1839
 Re: WIRE- Pat White goes to the NFL Draft
I just caused an incident on account of how loud I laughed at that.

"Sho'nuff big daddy" I'm never going to be able to watch EA ever again
BeastoftheEast
Posted: 3/5/2009 11:16 pm  Updated: 3/5/2009 11:16 pm
Joined: 7/21/2006
From: Boone County, WV
Posts: 12965
 Re: WIRE- Pat White goes to the NFL Draft
Haha actually what was funny is somehow I wasn't expecting an EA appearance and when it appeared it made me laugh pretty hard.
msaul37
Posted: 3/6/2009 12:03 am  Updated: 3/6/2009 12:03 am
Joined: 7/27/2006
From: Alkol, Lincoln County
Posts: 24646
 Re: WIRE- Pat White goes to the NFL Draft
i would laugh at this but my jaws hurt too much
WVU17-14
Posted: 3/6/2009 11:19 pm  Updated: 3/6/2009 11:19 pm
Here for the Beer
Joined: 11/28/2007
From: Kanawha County, WV
Posts: 413
 Re: WIRE- Pat White goes to the NFL Draft
Quote:
i pooped my pants when i read this.


I pooped MY pants when I read THAT! It must be contagious, like vomiting.
WVUgirl
Posted: 3/7/2009 9:28 am  Updated: 3/7/2009 9:28 am
Makin' it Rain
Joined: 8/16/2007
From: North Carolina now, but WV born and bred
Posts: 4866
 Re: WIRE- Pat White goes to the NFL Draft
I didn't see the Erin Andrews thing coming, but it was classic! This might be my favorite Wire ever.
convEERted
Posted: 3/7/2009 3:31 pm  Updated: 3/7/2009 3:31 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 8/23/2006
From: Morgantown, WV
Posts: 1219
 Re: WIRE- Pat White goes to the NFL Draft
how much searching did you have to do fo find the most unflattering pic of EA i've ever seen?
Pabstman
Posted: 3/8/2009 7:30 pm  Updated: 3/8/2009 7:30 pm
Makin' it Rain
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 Re: WIRE- Pat White goes to the NFL Draft
Quote:
Poster: convEERted Posted: 3/7/2009 3:31:41 pm how much searching did you have to do fo find the most unflattering pic of EA i've ever seen?


That and a photo of Mel Kiper without those damn glasses and **** u look on his face
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