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Wire - Huggz Halftime Help

By joeserial
2009/01/19


**You have entered Billy's private office chat**


Dolla_Dolla_Bill: "72 bottles of rootbeer on the wall, 72 bottles of rootbeer..."


**HuggUlongtime enters chat**


Dolla_Dolla_Bill: By golly, Bobby Huggins. What can ol' Billy do for ya today, Bobby?

HuggUlongtime: Well, Coach Stewart, I am afraid I need to ask for your assistance. You see...

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Say no more. I have been waiting for you to come in and ask for a while now.

HuggUlongtime: What? You have?

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Yes. And, Bobby, I am glad to see you took the first step: admitting you need help.

HuggUlongtime: What the @#$% are you talking about?

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Your anger problem. That is what you want help with, right?

HuggUlongtime: I DON'T HAVE A #@%$ING ANGER PROBLEM YOU DIMWITTED DIPSHIT!

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: ...

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Well then, what seems to be the problem?

HuggUlongtime:: MY @$%@#($^% TEAM SUCKS NUTS IN THE SECOND HALF! HOW DID YOU GET YOUR KIDS TO TURN IT ON IN THE 3RD AND 4TH QUARTERS?

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Ah, that's an easy one, Bobby. I just lead a rousing chorus of Kum Ba Yah and stress fundamentals-like not fumbling, catching and tackling the guy with the ball. Tell ya what, let Billy Stewart have a talk with them during halftime of the next game. That will fix it.

HuggUlongtime: Ah, what the hell. It CAN'T get any worse.


**Session has ended**

**You have entered Mountaineer lockerroom halftime chat**


HuggUlongtime: CHRIST ON A CRACKER! YOU BOYS NEED TO GET YOUR **** TOGETHER IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE BY 87! THE ONLY BRIGHT SPOT OF THE WHOLE GAME IS WELLINGTON ONLY HAS ONE @#%$ING FOUL!

sir_wellington: I only played for 28 seconds, though.

HuggUlongtime: SHUT UP! TO GET YOU GUYS PREPPED FOR PLAYING SOMETHING WE CALL "DEFENSE"...I HAVE INVITED BILL STEWART TO GIVE YOU A @#&&@%# #@%$ING PEPTALK!

kangaruoff:: The happy guy?

the_butler_did_it: WHAA..? Man, hope that dude ain't in charge of callin' timeouts.

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Thanks for that heartfelt introduction, Bobby. If you wouldn't mind, though, these talks are really kind of private, so we will see you at the start of the next half.


**Dolla_Dolla_Bill has closed the chat session**

**You have entered start of second half chat**


HuggUlongtime: NOW GET OUT THERE AND KICK SOME ASS!

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: And don't forget the importance of the fundamentals of the game we talked about!

sir_wellington /fouls out with 19:52 remaining

HuggUlongtime: ****!! CAM, GET IN THE DAMN GAME!

a_man_named_cam: /tackles opponent, forces fumble

Dolla_Dolla_Bill: THATTA BOY!
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BeastoftheEast
Posted: 1/19/2009 10:22 pm  Updated: 1/19/2009 10:22 pm
Joined: 7/21/2006
From: Boone County, WV
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 Re: Wire - Huggz Halftime Help
Now this is hilarious stuff right here.
Marcolian
Posted: 1/20/2009 3:32 am  Updated: 1/20/2009 3:32 am
Pitt Hater
Joined: 12/23/2007
From: Parkersburg, WV
Posts: 2442
 Re: Wire - Huggz Halftime Help
Quote:
the_butler_did_it: WHAA..? Man, hope that dude ain't in charge of callin' timeouts.


Ouch! That is hilarious!!
Malvagia
Posted: 1/20/2009 5:38 pm  Updated: 1/20/2009 5:38 pm
Suspected Punter
Joined: 8/24/2007
From: Morgantown
Posts: 84
 Re: Wire - Huggz Halftime Help
Awesome!
joeserial
Posted: 1/20/2009 7:22 pm  Updated: 1/20/2009 7:22 pm
Staff Writer
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 Re: Wire - Huggz Halftime Help
you get a producers credit..ha
southwvboy
Posted: 1/20/2009 8:22 pm  Updated: 1/20/2009 8:22 pm
Gettin' Schmitty
Joined: 1/25/2006
From: ohio via Panther WV
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 Re: Wire - Huggz Halftime Help
Quote:
kangaruoff:: The happy guy?


Priceless.
wvuengineer
Posted: 1/21/2009 6:54 am  Updated: 1/21/2009 6:54 am
Pitt Hater
Joined: 2/8/2008
From: Huntington, WV
Posts: 1782
 Re: Wire - Huggz Halftime Help
sir_wellington: I only played for 28 seconds, though.

...and the Hannibal Lecchter mask...OMG! This stuff gets better with each one!
msaul37
Posted: 1/23/2009 10:20 pm  Updated: 1/23/2009 10:20 pm
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From: Alkol, Lincoln County
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 Re: Wire - Huggz Halftime Help
sir_wellington /fouls out with 19:52 remaining

SPOT ON.
Queen_Dean
Posted: 1/25/2009 9:30 pm  Updated: 1/25/2009 9:30 pm
Grant Ave. Warrior
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From: Summersville, WV
Posts: 776
 Re: Wire - Huggz Halftime Help
I agree...that "timeout" comment was precious. I love this WIRE.
wvumounties8
Posted: 1/26/2009 5:42 am  Updated: 1/26/2009 5:42 am
Noob
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From: Saint Albans, WV
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 Re: Wire - Huggz Halftime Help
That funny, right there, I don't care what anybody says. Lord forgive me and bless all the pigmys in South America.........
WVUmtnEER
Posted: 2/9/2009 11:23 am  Updated: 2/9/2009 11:23 am
Makin' it Rain
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 Re: Wire - Huggz Halftime Help
That's good stuff Joe! Keep it coming...
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