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WIRE- Giving the freshmen some tips

By Jude
2009/01/14

**You are now chatting in the Mountaineer Basketball Chat**


HuggUlongtime: Alright, we've lost the last two Big East games in a row, and I'm going to hope it's because the new guys are just getting used to Big East play, and not because we just aren't very good.

the_butler_did_it: /fouls

sir_wellington: /fouls... a lot

HuggUlongtime: DAMNIT YOU TWO, WE'RE NOT EVEN PLAYING A GAME RIGHT NOW

flowers_for_algernon: /gets fouled, horrifically misses free throws

HuggUlongtime: OK, STOP PLAYING.

HuggUlongtime: JESUS

HuggUlongtime: Now, maybe if you veterans could give the rookies some guidance, we'd have some more success as we progress this season.

truck_me?_truck_you: yah yall, i ain learnin nuthin but how to jack myself contested threes that be givin that jude guy heart angina or some crap

its_in_ebanks: seriously- my nba boys aren't even returning my calls anymore

the_butler_did_it: Well, for one thing, you young guys need to learn to pass me the ball. All the time.

HuggUlongtime: Da'Sean, I don't think that's the sort of criticism we're looking fo...

the_butler_did_it: Like right now. Look. I'm just sitting here, no ball. Why don't I have the ball? Is this like some weird kind of keep-away game or something? I'm sure that somewhere in the world there lays a basketball that is lonely and cold because Da'Sean does not have it. It is up to you rookie bitches to find that ball, and to pass it to me.

kangaruoff: No, I'll tell you what the goshdarned problem is right now!

kangaruoff: These guys just don't CARE like they're supposed to care, you know, man?

kangaruoff: I mean, they don't CAAAAAAAAARE

truck_me?_truck_you:

kangaruoff: SEEEE? I CAN'T...(sob)... TAKE THIS... (sniffle)... ANYMORE

the_butler_did_it: /sniff, sniff

kangaruoff: Does it hurt you like it hurts me, Da?

the_butler_did_it: No, I think I'm just picking up the scent of the mother****ing basketball that I'm not being passed right now.

HuggUlongtime: Ok, I don't think this meeting has the sort of tone I was looking for. Why don't we just concentrate on improving our offensive sets and fouling less, ok? Let's get back out there and play hard for the Capital Classic.

a_man_named_cam: YO, COACH. YOU WANT I SHOULD PUNCH DEM MARSHALL BOYS IN THE FACE

HuggUlongtime: Well, of course I do.

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convEERted
Posted: 1/15/2009 8:52 am  Updated: 1/15/2009 8:52 am
Pitt Hater
Joined: 8/23/2006
From: Morgantown, WV
Posts: 1219
 Re: WIRE- Giving the freshmen some tips
ah thoroughman...he is quickly becoming my favorite player. I love it when I see him coming off the bench and know that somebody is about to have the unfortunate experience of him boxing them out.

Basketball + Cam Thoroughman = Rebounds^2
glibglub
Posted: 1/15/2009 9:53 am  Updated: 1/15/2009 9:53 am
Makin' it Rain
Joined: 1/6/2008
From:
Posts: 3739
 Re: WIRE- Giving the freshmen some tips
The Wire rules.

Open in new window
titotostito
Posted: 1/15/2009 10:16 am  Updated: 1/15/2009 10:16 am
Gettin' Schmitty
Joined: 1/17/2008
From: Pruntytown, WV
Posts: 6431
 Re: WIRE- Giving the freshmen some tips
I don't think a street-fighter like Cam is into boxing. 'Bout time we had an enforcer around the boards.
RailRdEER
Posted: 1/15/2009 11:31 am  Updated: 1/15/2009 11:31 am
Here for the Beer
Joined: 8/23/2008
From: Fairmont, Wv
Posts: 447
 Re: WIRE- Giving the freshmen some tips
Man, I needed a good laugh. thanks. always look forward toreading a new wire.
BeastoftheEast
Posted: 1/15/2009 12:29 pm  Updated: 1/15/2009 12:30 pm
Joined: 7/21/2006
From: Boone County, WV
Posts: 12965
 Re: WIRE- Giving the freshmen some tips
This is all hilarious. Especially the parts where Desean is going on about not getting the basketball despite them just practicing.
freelantz
Posted: 1/15/2009 12:45 pm  Updated: 1/15/2009 12:45 pm
Suspected Punter
Joined: 1/10/2008
From: Alexandria, VA
Posts: 150
 Re: WIRE- Giving the freshmen some tips
"flowers_for_algernon: /gets fouled, horrifically misses free throws"

That just made my day.
southwvboy
Posted: 1/15/2009 3:16 pm  Updated: 1/15/2009 3:16 pm
Gettin' Schmitty
Joined: 1/25/2006
From: ohio via Panther WV
Posts: 9491
 Re: WIRE- Giving the freshmen some tips
I was mid Diet Coke drink when I read: HuggUlongtime: DAMNIT YOU TWO, WE'RE NOT EVEN PLAYING A GAME RIGHT NOW. Lets just say my nose burns a little right now.

With Joe hurt Butler is easily my fav player right now so yes rookie bitches, get him the damn ball.
msaul37
Posted: 1/15/2009 7:22 pm  Updated: 1/15/2009 7:22 pm
Joined: 7/27/2006
From: Alkol, Lincoln County
Posts: 24466
 Re: WIRE- Giving the freshmen some tips
you forgot this part..

a_man_named_cam: /shoots, misses
a_man_named_cam: /rebounds, shoots again, misses again
a_man_named_cam: ;/rebounds, shoots one more time, misses, rips defender's head off, rebounds, makes shot
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