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WIRE- Last home game for the seniors

By Jude
2008/12/05



**You have entered the Mountaineer Locker Room Chat**

fight4urwhite2party: I can't believe this is my last home game.

morttyfied: For real. It seems like just yesterday that I was ripping some dude's spine from his body for the first time.

its_pat: Did you know that I'm about to break the WVU record for most games started, only it isn't considered a record because I'm a kicker?

fight4urwhite2party: That's messed up.

its_pat: No doubt. It's hard work skying those kickoffs so the opposing team can start on the 40 every drive.

stanchiggychek: I STILL REMEMBER STEPPING ONTO THE FIELD FOR THE FIRST TIME AND HEARING THOSE FIRST WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT COME OUT OF RICK TRICKETT'S MOUTH...

stanchiggychek: "WHAT THE *#$@ ARE YOU $#@&ING DOING YOU $!#@ING PIECE OF DOG !#$% !@#$&ING $!@& LICKING @!*&?"

O_no_U_dent: i am most pleased that I wasn't the starter when he was around

stanchiggychek: NO DOUBT. HEY, DO IT, MIKE.

O_no_U_dent: nah, i don't wanna

stanchiggychek: COME ON, JUST ONE MORE FOR OLD TIMES SAKE

O_no_U_dent: well, alright

O_no_U_dent: /snaps ball into an alternate dimension

fight4urwhite2party: You know, that's way funnier when defensive linemen aren't trying to kill me after he does it.

morttyfied: I'm so depressed. Our last home game. I'm really going to miss it.

puntazgetsl8d: /passes through room singing

puntazgetsl8d: yall bitches and hoes, yeah you lookin sporty
drankin them 40's, blazin them shorties...

fight4urwhite2party: What the hell are you in such a good mood for, Koz?

puntazgetsl8d: Yall aint heard? Kozman is the H-K-I-C after this year

stanchiggychek: H-K-I-C?

its_pat: He means "head kicker in charge"

morttyfied: Oh, hell no.

its_pat: He's been trying to get rid of me for three years.

puntazgetsl8d: Yall aint even ready for tha earth to be shatterin once the kozman be splodin them foozballs errywhere next year.

puntazgetsl8d: Once FairyMac overy here is gone, aint no limit to the poon kozman gonna pull when the ladies see the STARTING PUNTER roll up in tha club, yafeelme

puntazgetsl8d: GANGSTA!

morttyfied: /stuffs puntazgetsl8d into trash can in the locker room

its_pat: Thank you.

fight4urwhite2party: I think we're all feeling better now.


**All members of the chat have left the chat except puntazgetsl8d**

puntazgetsl8d: koz knows how to pimp tha trash to earn tha cash, homeboys

puntazgetsl8d: yall better axe somebody

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LiteTheCouch
Posted: 12/8/2008 10:05 pm  Updated: 12/8/2008 10:05 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 11/24/2007
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Posts: 1564
 Re: WIRE- Last home game for the seniors
excuse me....



POON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marcolian
Posted: 12/8/2008 11:50 pm  Updated: 12/8/2008 11:50 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 12/23/2007
From: Parkersburg, WV
Posts: 2442
 Re: WIRE- Last home game for the seniors
Sad: Losing our seniors.
Happy: Another year of wires with the Kozman.

puntazgetsl8d: koz knows how to pimp tha trash to earn tha cash, homeboys

I her ya, koz.

Nice work Jude. As always.
preluderl
Posted: 12/9/2008 12:27 am  Updated: 12/9/2008 12:27 am
Gettin' Schmitty
Joined: 2/21/2008
From: Mannington, WV
Posts: 6886
 Re: WIRE- Last home game for the seniors
puntazgetsl8d: Once FairyMac overy here is gone, aint no limit to the poon kozman gonna pull when the ladies see the STARTING PUNTER roll up in tha club, yafeelme

That cracks me up.

I'm actually kinda happy for Koz in a weird way. He'll finally get his chance though, he just better now screw it up or Bitancurt will be the one taking his job this time.
wvuclarinet
Posted: 12/9/2008 2:36 pm  Updated: 12/9/2008 6:03 pm
Makin' it Rain
Joined: 3/5/2008
From: Morgantown, West Virginia
Posts: 3832
 Re: WIRE- Last home game for the seniors
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oh yeah!!!! LMAO
Jude
Posted: 12/9/2008 4:01 pm  Updated: 12/9/2008 4:02 pm
WMITC
Joined: 1/20/2006
From: Eastern Panhandle, WV
Posts: 3915
 Re: WIRE- Last home game for the seniors
Nice, WVUClarinet

Open in new window puntazgetsl8d: i live alone, i train alone, i win the title alone

(Rocky III reference.)
truthworks
Posted: 12/9/2008 5:59 pm  Updated: 12/9/2008 5:59 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 9/8/2007
From: Beckley
Posts: 1824
 Re: WIRE- Last home game for the seniors
The man. The legend.

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preluderl
Posted: 12/9/2008 6:55 pm  Updated: 12/9/2008 6:55 pm
Gettin' Schmitty
Joined: 2/21/2008
From: Mannington, WV
Posts: 6886
 Re: WIRE- Last home game for the seniors
Man, I'm feelin' the high and tight hair cut on the Koz man right there.
BeastoftheEast
Posted: 12/10/2008 8:14 pm  Updated: 12/10/2008 8:14 pm
Joined: 7/21/2006
From: Boone County, WV
Posts: 12965
 Re: WIRE- Last home game for the seniors
I will never know Kozowski as anything but "Kozman".

Hell I thought he was dead or something until I actually saw him collecting the footballs for Patty Mac and kicking them back the other way.
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