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Re: Jack says Marshall 2011, officially unofficial all everything Marshall thread.
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Yea, I guess you right.

Posted on: 8/27/2011 2:26 pm
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Re: Jack says Marshall 2011, officially unofficial all everything Marshall thread.
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Todd Graham say's,

My players love to have cramps when Huston's offense was on the field. Probably West Virginia's offense too. Wait is that cheating the game? Who cares

Posted on: 8/27/2011 2:27 pm
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Re: Jack says Marshall 2011, officially unofficial all everything Marshall thread.
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Eugene "Geno" Smith says,

I don't have a playbook this year? What? Oh, the Dude's going to watch film with me. I already love watching film. This could be fun

Posted on: 8/27/2011 2:34 pm
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Re: Jack says Marshall 2011, officially unofficial all everything Marshall thread.
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Here is my Marshall preview.

History: Huntington Community College has never beaten us. It is NOT a rivalry. Marshall came close to upsetting us last year, but only because they cheated and called out our plays before the snap. They still couldn't beat us. Doc Holiday is a former coach at WVU who wanted to be the Head Coach here. He and Bill Stewart are not on speaking terms. Chuck Landon tried to ruin the reputation of Dana Holgorsen during the summer with an article stating The Dude was a complete drunk, and it turned out to be a complete fabrication. Chuck Landon wrote an article stating that The Dude's system can't win championships, and it to will turn out to be false. Marshall is being called The Young Thundering Heard this year because they have no talent. They are known nationally as that team from that movie with the plane crash.

Prediction: Playing Huntington Community College is like playing Norfolk St. They simply do not have the talent to compete. MU 6 - WVU well over 40

Posted on: 8/27/2011 3:09 pm
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MOUNTAINEERS!

Damn we can't leave people hanging boys.

Posted on: 8/27/2011 3:42 pm
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Re: Jack says Marshall 2011, officially unofficial all everything Marshall thread.
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MOUNTAINEERS!

Damn we can't leave people hanging boys.


That's why you're the Beast.

And that is why Jack is Jack. His wisdom knows not mercy.

ALL HAIL JACK!
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Posted on: 8/28/2011 9:22 am
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One week. I can't not wait til Holgorsen and the boys open a can on Crock Holiday and the Terds.

Posted on: 8/28/2011 10:19 am
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Re: Jack says Marshall 2011, officially unofficial all everything Marshall thread.
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Have to share a little story.
My wife (Marshall Grad)has agreed to make all the snacks and food for our game watching party. She tells my daughter that she is going to wear her Marshall apron to make all the food. Here is their converstion

Daughter: Please don't wear your Marshall apron to make all the food.
Wife: Well why not?
Daughter: Because if you do then the food will be full of suck. Then if we eat it we will be full of Marshall suck.
Wife: I don't think that's how it works honey.
Daughter: Well just in case dad will buy you a WVU one that way the food will be full of win and after we eat it we can be full of WVU win too.

She's 10 and a die-hard fan. My wife says she might be a little too passionate about WVU. I told her we are just getting started.

Posted on: 8/28/2011 5:35 pm
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Re: Jack says Marshall 2011, officially unofficial all everything Marshall thread.
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pctn-eer wrote:
Have to share a little story.
My wife (Marshall Grad)has agreed to make all the snacks and food for our game watching party. She tells my daughter that she is going to wear her Marshall apron to make all the food. Here is their converstion

Daughter: Please don't wear your Marshall apron to make all the food.
Wife: Well why not?
Daughter: Because if you do then the food will be full of suck. Then if we eat it we will be full of Marshall suck.
Wife: I don't think that's how it works honey.
Daughter: Well just in case dad will buy you a WVU one that way the food will be full of win and after we eat it we can be full of WVU win too.

She's 10 and a die-hard fan. My wife says she might be a little too passionate about WVU. I told her we are just getting started.


I nominate you for Dad of the Year.

Posted on: 8/28/2011 6:56 pm
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Re: Jack says Marshall 2011, officially unofficial all everything Marshall thread.
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My first wife was a Marshall grad and a "Bison Babe" there.
Jettisoned her ass 35 years ago..just saying..

Posted on: 8/28/2011 7:07 pm
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Re: Jack says Marshall 2011, officially unofficial all everything Marshall thread.
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Re: Jack says Marshall 2011, officially unofficial all everything Marshall thread.
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pctn-eer wrote:
Have to share a little story.
My wife (Marshall Grad)has agreed to make all the snacks and food for our game watching party. She tells my daughter that she is going to wear her Marshall apron to make all the food. Here is their converstion

Daughter: Please don't wear your Marshall apron to make all the food.
Wife: Well why not?
Daughter: Because if you do then the food will be full of suck. Then if we eat it we will be full of Marshall suck.
Wife: I don't think that's how it works honey.
Daughter: Well just in case dad will buy you a WVU one that way the food will be full of win and after we eat it we can be full of WVU win too.

She's 10 and a die-hard fan. My wife says she might be a little too passionate about WVU. I told her we are just getting started.



Posted on: 8/28/2011 9:13 pm
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Re: Jack says Marshall 2011, officially unofficial all everything Marshall thread.
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Line on game:

Opened at WVU by 19, now WVU by 21.
Over/under 52.5

Thus predicted score approximately 37 - 16.


Thoughts?

http://sportsdirect.usatoday.com/odds/usatoday/odds.aspx

Posted on: 8/28/2011 10:37 pm
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Re: Jack says Marshall 2011, officially unofficial all everything Marshall thread.
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Quote:

pctn-eer wrote:
Have to share a little story.
My wife (Marshall Grad)has agreed to make all the snacks and food for our game watching party. She tells my daughter that she is going to wear her Marshall apron to make all the food. Here is their converstion

Daughter: Please don't wear your Marshall apron to make all the food.
Wife: Well why not?
Daughter: Because if you do then the food will be full of suck. Then if we eat it we will be full of Marshall suck.
Wife: I don't think that's how it works honey.
Daughter: Well just in case dad will buy you a WVU one that way the food will be full of win and after we eat it we can be full of WVU win too.

She's 10 and a die-hard fan. My wife says she might be a little too passionate about WVU. I told her we are just getting started.


That was such a touching story that it brought a tear to my eye. Somebody needs to make a Lifetime movie about you and your daughter.

Posted on: 8/29/2011 1:37 pm
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Re: Jack says Marshall 2011, officially unofficial all everything Marshall thread.
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Now that Doc can't cheat, he's resorting to being just plain petty.

http://www.wvillustrated.com/wvufootball/story/id/1320

If that's all he's got, he's screwed. Who am I kidding? He's already screwed.

Posted on: 8/29/2011 2:38 pm
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If your starters suck, then you basically have no depth, so we don't need no stinkin' depth chart.

Posted on: 8/29/2011 2:46 pm
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http://www.wvgazette.com/Sports/Marshall/201108281543

Ah got to love Doug "Marco Humping toolbag" Smock.

If they don't need this game then why do they bitch and moan when WVU talks about pulling the plug ?

Posted on: 8/29/2011 3:32 pm
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Poor Smock, he just sees the writing on the wall. After the last WVU/MU game next year, he'll be relegated back to the least visible sections of the sports page, and the online versions will get comments from the only three Marshall fans who can actually find him on the internet. He sees a very gloomy future and is lashing out, becoming irrational.

Who am I kidding, that guy has proven he is incapable of ratioanlity by his job choice. How can anyone choose a job to cover Marshall athletics and deem it to be a rational choice? It would be like watching paint dry. Or like being the beat writter covering a D-League team. Just sad.

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With Smock and Bitch Vingle still in Charleston...who needs Suck Landon?

Posted on: 8/29/2011 8:10 pm
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i will be up (maybe still up) monday morning at 430 to watch. cant wait.

Posted on: 8/30/2011 12:25 am
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