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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
Pitt Hater
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Since political correctness took over, no.
By the way - have you heard the one about the fag, the jew and the polack - sorry wrong thread.

Posted on: 4/3/2017 11:31 am
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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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Last night I had a dream that I was a muffler... woke up exhausted.

Posted on: 4/3/2017 12:16 pm
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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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A medical researcher was talking to a native medicine man about traditional cures.

"Take this plant, for example," said the Medicine man, "If you eat the leaves of this plant, it acts as a natural laxative and cures constipation."

"Oh, I doubt that." said the medical researcher.

"It's true." said the medicine man. "With fronds like this, you don't need enemas."

Posted on: 4/7/2017 9:33 am
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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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Posted on: 6/19/2017 9:31 pm
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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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I got in trouble on vacation this year, we went to the beach so I kept impersonating flamingos. My wife kept yelling at me and insisting that I stop... I finally had to put my foot down.

Posted on: 9/28/2017 8:52 am
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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
Gettin' Schmitty
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Merry Christmas!

A gourmand heard that a restaurant across town had the best Eggs Benedict in the world. He went there and ordered a double helping. When the waiter brought it out, the eggs were in a hubcap. "What's this?" asked the diner. The waiter replied, "There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

Posted on: 12/19 12:20 pm
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Posted on: 1/7 9:05 pm
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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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